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Today, my mom noticed that my bike chain was rusty so she decided to clean it without telling me about her good deed. She forgot to tighten it when she put it back on so when I tried riding later it locked up and I ended up smashing my nuts. My doctor told me I have to ice them for a week. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27850) - you deserved it (1783)

On 09/13/2009 at 4:11pm - health - by triplem (man) - United States (California)

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