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Today, I have blue lips because of a guy whose face I don't even remember didn't know the difference between kissing and sucking. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28792) - you deserved it (22947)

On 10/26/2008 at 8:56am - health - by Unknown - Sent from mobile version

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who the fuck kisses like that? i didn't even know such a problem existed. weird.

#9 - On 03/19/2009 at 5:37pm by inlimbo11

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i agree with #11.

if he sucked so bad, no pun intended, then why didn't you just stop getting your face sucked off?

#12 - On 03/29/2009 at 12:16am by laceyxx

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