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Today, I have blue lips because of a guy whose face I don't even remember didn't know the difference between kissing and sucking. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23034) - you deserved it (16973)

On 10/26/2008 at 8:56am - health - by Unknown - Sent from mobile version

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who the fuck kisses like that? i didn't even know such a problem existed. weird.

#9 - On 03/19/2009 at 5:37pm by inlimbo11

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I wish I could have practice :(

#7 - On 03/18/2009 at 6:00pm by rxxk

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