Today, I got a call from the hospital that my fiance was in the ER. When I arrived at the hospital they told me that he had a heart attack while having making love. FML
I agree, your life sucks (162886) - you totally deserved it (4537)
On 03/19/2009 at 4:45pm - intimacy - by jmoney (woman) - United States
wow i hope you leave his ass because that really does suck. big time
#2 - On 03/19/2009 at 8:37pm by noellemarie
haha talk about breaking the doctor patient confidentiality rule. that sucks though.
#3 - On 03/19/2009 at 8:38pm by lollipopz8988
a man has urges. if he cant get satisfaction at home, he's going to look elsewhere. maybe if you were any good in bed, he would have a heart attack more often ;)
Wow. Idiot. It's called not being able to keep it in his fucking pants.
#164 - On 10/06/2009 at 1:20pm by TheLupe
Medically they consider masturbation. If it was with another person. Better to know now then when you have a few kids.
Horrible thing to find out about, but then again, it's better to find out *before* the wedding than after.
maybe he was having so much anxiety about cheating that it caused his heart attack! that's a new way of looking at it.
#23 - On 03/19/2009 at 9:14pm by lolwutt
Today, I was having sex with this girl. Suddenly, I felt like I was having a heart attack and ended up in the ER. I woke up with my fiancee standing over me, looking very angry. FML.
#25 - On 03/19/2009 at 9:22pm by zebendyone
karma is a bitch and i hope he learned his lesson.
at least now, you know he got what he deserved. and he must be pretty old or really weak to get a heart attack during sex. damn.
#26 - On 03/19/2009 at 9:26pm by shehzeenahmed
greenman always has the best comments. i don't know why anyone else bothers.
but that really really sucks.
also, why do people think it's funny to post the other side of the argument as an FML? really?
#27, i agree, it's kind of stupid to post the other side as a FML because it's most likely deserved for what they did.
#28 - On 03/19/2009 at 9:36pm by DarknesShade
Damn, That is a bitch.
Screw him, you could do so much better, hell.. anyone could!
He's a little prick.
#25.... FUCK OFF, are you serious? You are a complete idiot, dont try and try to make your side of the story FML. Hah!
Sorry to hear that about your fiance, still, much better before the wedding and kids than after.
#25: You deserved that one option fits perfectly for people like you.
damn! i'm so glad you had not already married this guy! Please tell me the wedding is off?
#34 - On 03/19/2009 at 10:05pm by agentasuka
#29 only really fat people get heart attacks in their 20's or 30's and a guy that obese wouldn't likely be able to cheat on his fiance cause no one would want to have sex with some one that unhealthy
oh damn... i hope he makes a post on this site, too, that sloppy jerk. that's a REAL FML. for you, it's kinda more of a "damn, i feel for you" lol
i agree with everyone on here talking about karma...so sorry for you, but hey he got his. n like others have said as well, better this happens BEFORE the weeding rather than after.
#6 wow, kill yourself
#27 you're completely right, its annoying that people keep making up an FML for the other side
n #40, seriously? you should really get your facts straight if you honestly believe that only fat people can get a heart attack at a young age. There's numerous reasons a heart attack may occur in your 20's and 30's, don't just assume it's because they are fat.
#47 - On 03/19/2009 at 11:29pm by Bluey101
#40, a person can have a heart attack in their 20s and 30s if they have a heart condition. Heart conditions aren't all that rare, you know.
That does suck, sorry to hear! Yeah, I hope he's your ex-fiance by now!
#51 - On 03/19/2009 at 11:43pm by UProbablyKnowMe
marry him and then divorce him and take some stuff from him, money, possessions, etc.
i hope after you do that, he writes an FML about that
#52 - On 03/19/2009 at 11:47pm by realhorrorshow88
#40 is a moron, there is such a thing as congenital heart problems, you know. A coworker of mine had a heart attack at age 19, he was perfectly normal-sized.
#6 Were you dropped on your head at any point in your life? :s Seriously.
#27 other people bother because other people have souls. :x
And #40 as far as I know, heart attacks are usually caused by white blood cells attacking fat particles IN the heart and scarring the tissue, not because people are fat in general. :s Yes, it is more common for overweight people to have heart conditions because they have fat build up around their hearts (too much of which can also make the heart have to beat harder which raises blood pressure) and in their bloodstreams. Pretty much if you eat crap and don't excercise you're more likely to have a heartattack. But it also has to do with genetics. And it can happen to just about anyone. So don't let weight/age fool you. :s
#54 - On 03/20/2009 at 12:04am by MissFortune
Lol@ only "fat" people have heart attacks. Google what causes a heart attack and learn something!
He serves him right! Bastard.
Xo
#56 - On 03/20/2009 at 12:17am by JessxMaxine
ya know what you should do is just go in there and finish him off! and make it look like he had some other complications... lol
#57 - On 03/20/2009 at 12:25am by wichitagirl87
Nothing like blowing a load resulting in emergencies and crying fiancees.
#58 - On 03/20/2009 at 12:42am by TheLeftNut
I'm sorry but that dude totally pwnd that sh*t....really tho sucks to be you and him, he's gotta be kickin himself right now
i love you all getting mad 6 lol. look at his pic numb nuts he's just doing it for the lulz. As for only fat people having heart attacks between the ages of 20 and 40 im gonna have to stick with my initial opinion on this one. Especially if the heart attack was during sex.
Kamikaze, if you're looking for a fight you should really try and make it a bit... umm... less obvious?
I know it must be hard with such a limited vocabulary but still. :s
#64 - On 03/20/2009 at 2:33am by MissFortune
You know, considering how many hardcore atheists are around this site, there sure are a lot of people who believe in nonsense like Karma. Right.
Exactly, number #64. I actually feel a little bad for someone that desperate for attention. They even failed at sarcasm with their misuse of the word "determinate!" But I did get some LULz from the overwhelming irony. :P
I am sitting down kamikaze. I don't actually know a lot of people that use the computer standing up. :s But since you had an "or" in there though I assume I can only pick one option. I'm not entirely sure what you mean by shutting up, though. Please demonstrate?
I never said it was boring me either. I find it fairly amusing actually. :s And I could... but don't you think your other rifles might get jealous?
#69 - On 03/20/2009 at 3:11am by MissFortune
Lol 68. I think he just has anger issues. :s Might explain why he named himself "kamikaze."
But yea. Irony pwns :P Unless it's happening to you o.O
#70 - On 03/20/2009 at 3:16am by MissFortune
Yes, MissFortune, the moniker "kamikaze" is definitely apropos of his commenting, erm...style, if it can be considered such.
Lol @ Kamikaze....either you have serious issues, or we have the same idea about these people who take FML way too seriously. I just dont have the will to bother writing disturbing comments like yours.
#74 - I'm guessing it's both.
People do take these way too seriously. And, hey, I'm all up for mocking them. But do it with some subtlety and intellect so everyone that DOES get it will actually appreciate your humor. If you have to be that offensive to get your point across then you most likely aren't very bright...and you sure as hell aren't funny.
I, on the other hand, am freaking hilarious. And you're all welcome for that. X-D
well, is he ok? I mean did he survive the heart attack? and 23 don't let the guy know about that one, or else he'll use that as his excuse.
I'm still trying to figure out who votes "you deserved that one."
#78 - On 03/20/2009 at 6:00am by McHammerfist
HE deserved that one. What a way to get caught... ha.
#79 - On 03/20/2009 at 6:38am by Cocacolalove11
Ouch! But hey, he got what he deserved. Hoped you dumped him!
#80 - On 03/20/2009 at 7:26am by babydoll86
Bastard! That'll teach him to cheat on his fiancee, karma's a bitch isn't it!!!
#81 - On 03/20/2009 at 7:31am by olivejuice
Umm. This sounds like the scene from Desperate Housewives, when Bree went to the hospital cause Rex had a heart attack while cheating on her with that prostitute, Maisy. Could be a coincidence. Just thought it was kinda the same.
#82 - On 03/20/2009 at 8:38am by spongebobrocks
wow only like 3 people realized that... like u lol.. it IS the same scene... just changed the ONE thing.. fiance vs.husband...
#167 - On 10/10/2009 at 12:40pm by LiveLoveLife
agree with #84. he deserved that for cheating on you! but better that you find out now that when it's too late.
#85 - On 03/20/2009 at 9:42am by mastercrammer
eek. i wouldn't wanna marry someone with that weak of a heart. your honeymoon would kill him! oh and he's a cheater.
if it wasn't sex with you, it just proves that karma really does exist. he cheated, and his dumb lying ass got what was coming to him.
#92 - On 03/20/2009 at 2:41pm by ell3x0
well if he was doing with you, then yes, you're screwed. but if he was doing it with someone, that's just plain old karma coming back and biting him in the ass. as long as he's okay then whatever
#95 - On 03/20/2009 at 4:05pm by sapphirebaby96
I agree with #2. Dump that douchebag before you get hurt again. Anyway, at least you got the last laugh.
#96 - On 03/20/2009 at 4:26pm by iamspartacus2
Yeah I say dump him. And steal his heart meds while you're at it. That asshole deserves a little pain.
Guess the heart couldn't keep up with the asshole....
You found out before you got married, you are lucky. F HIS life, he had a heart attack and lost his fiance.
he's an asshole and god is punishing him for his sins. lol. that's one way of looking at it. when/if he feels better, a) call the wedding off b) slap the guy really hard across the face c) kick him in the crotch (only if your really feel the need to). good luck!
#103 - On 03/20/2009 at 9:21pm by fuck_OUR_lives
#6- you have to be the trick that sleeps with taken men.
that was a total "im a slut response"
and i think you should dump him.
he will get his eventually.
you deserve someone better.
I read an article months ago about a wife who's husband died from a heart attack while fucking another woman.
at least you don't have to plan the funeral!!
#107 - On 03/20/2009 at 11:47pm by whatsitcalled
#113, maybe her fiance just happened to beat the odds of that 2 in 1,000,000...
I feel sorry for you. :(
Women use sex as a weapon. This nearly ALWAYS backfires. Men will look elsewhere for sex if they're not getting it at home.
Trust me, your cootchie isn't that special.
that was definitely a break of confidentiality. HIPAA will have that doctors butt and that guy will win that lawsuit. he's gonna be loaded.
#120 - On 03/23/2009 at 4:03pm by damnthetorpedoes
#119 You have absolutely not idea why he was cheating on her.
And men use sex as a weapon too.
Your arguement is completely ridiculous. All men like you claim it's ok for men to go off and screw someone else if they're not getting it at home, but they have a bitch-fit if a girl takes the same attititude. Or else they call her a slut and break up with her. Sexism at it's finest, neh?
Though you might have a point, maybe her "cootchie" isn't that special. You, on the other hand, are very special there aren't you?
Wish I could say you were one of a kind, but unfortunately there seem to be far too many men on here that follow your line of thinking. No wonder the world is going to hell.
#124 - On 03/25/2009 at 6:08pm by MissFortune
that's what you get for dating fat dudes.... that truely is the danger of "fat people sex".... that and choking on a turkey drumstick.
Turkeys are to be eaten at the dinner table, not while you are having sex.
#126 - On 03/27/2009 at 2:23pm by CPTobvious
Too bad there wasn't a 'He deserved this' button. :]
That's damn shitty. Well at least you found out BEFORE the wedding!
#6 u r disgusting, if the one at home couldn't satisfy you leave her alone and go find someone else, don't keep that person at home and ramble shits bout her~
how the fuck do you have a heart attack when having sex.
i never understood that.
#138 - On 05/14/2009 at 7:36pm by brittbrittT
Well if you were not sleeping with him, and he had to look elsewhere for sex..
#140 - On 05/17/2009 at 12:53pm by hyperblaster
Well, at least that means that it must have been really good sex.
#145 - On 06/05/2009 at 6:48pm by heyhihihello
Hahahaha.
Nice, #3. x]
Yeah, so YDI because maybe you weren't good in bed. o_o
But also FYL cuz he had a heart attack, and you're out of a fiance.
#148 - On 06/11/2009 at 6:28pm by TheSickness
HAHAHA KARMA RULED THE DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pathetic... STOLEN plot line from Desperate Housewives with the dominatrix left out.
#151 - On 06/16/2009 at 8:09pm by AlreadyExistsTH
GHENGIS KHAN!
(is that how you spell it? please tell me hahah)
(^^^^and yes i fail for even saying that)
#155 - On 08/09/2009 at 2:42am by TORIITATANI101
count your blessings you didnt marry and get stuck with this ass hole.. you dont need a cripple.. and now your single and healthy (heel click) and the right one can find you.. go out get wined and dined.. have fun being single :)
i hate kira but apparently he is on ur side..a mysterious heart attack while doing a bad deed..yup its got kira written all over it..im telling L..or Near W/E
#161 - On 09/15/2009 at 9:58am by IsRaeliPrinCess
Uh. Why'd the staff edit this? Now it says 'while having making love' instead of 'while having sex' ._.
#165 - On 10/08/2009 at 7:40am by SusanaSaysRawrxD
this reminds me SO MUCH of a Desperate Housewives episode... except the fiance was the husband... just saying
#166 - On 10/10/2009 at 12:37pm by LiveLoveLife
