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Today, I got a call from the hospital that my fiance was in the ER. When I arrived at the hospital they told me that he had a heart attack while making love. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (208624) - you deserved it (7650)

On 03/19/2009 at 4:45pm - intimacy - by jmoney (woman) - United States

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