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Today, I took a shower at my friend's house. The shampoo smelled really good that I asked my friend where she bought it so I could get one also. Her reply? Petco. I just washed my hair with dog shampoo. FML


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On 08/17/2009 at 3:37am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

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So? Shampoo is shampoo.

#3 - On 08/17/2009 at 10:30am by pleasetryagain

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and there's also that one shampoo for horses that everyone swears by

#2 - On 08/17/2009 at 10:27am by thespacecowboy

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