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Today, I went to a restaurant for lunch. The waiter brought some bread and I started eating it as I waited for him to take my order. When he approached me he looked at me and said, "Don't eat too much bread honey. It'll make you fatter." Not fat, fatter. I never thought of myself as fat. FML


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On 07/14/2009 at 2:03pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Spain (Madrid)

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So don't tip him?

You're probably reading too much into it. He probably didn't mean it that way.

#1 - On 07/14/2009 at 4:57pm by ddrluna

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The waiter had absolutely no right to say that.

I would have left the restaurant if I were you. You didn't tip him, did you?

#5 - On 07/14/2009 at 5:02pm by Matterly

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