Today, I was skating with my friends and I decided to go to the gas station to get a pack of cigs. The last thing I remember hearing was "Look out!" I am now with twenty stitches because some idiot bet he could throw a brick farther than another guy. FML
I agree, your life sucks (37767) - you totally deserved it (4552)
On 07/06/2009 at 2:49am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)
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YDI for getting in the way of an important contest, asshole.
#68 - On 07/06/2009 at 2:54pm by blink182rocks
Haha. xD
Because seeing how far you can throw a brick is important. Epic contests ftfw.
Oh, and Blink182 does rock. In a major way.
Oh, and YDI for smoking. :D
Lung cancer, throat cancer? There are waayy more fun ways to die. Like getting hit with a brick and going into a coma. That's gotta be more fun than blowing smoke out of your mouth. And it makes for a better story. :D
#80 - On 07/06/2009 at 3:33pm by SusanaSaysRawrxD
Stop replying to the 1st comment just so you can be at the top, okay?
#85 - On 07/06/2009 at 4:29pm by lil_miz_liz09
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OMGGGG
yDI
FOR SMOKING CIGGARETTES
10 MILLION PPL DIE EVERYDAY FROM CIGGARETTES AND SECOND HAND SMOKE.
CIGGARETTES ARE MADE BY CHILD SLAVES IN AFRICA? DID YOU KNOW THAT!?
idiot!
your helping child slavery shame on u
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YDI FOR SMOKING :O
#118 - On 07/06/2009 at 10:03pm by MasterOfSecrets
I hope you die a painful death and get taken to hell to be Satan's personal bitch. Let me ask you something....how many times did you fall on your head?
How the hell could you combine something like smoking to fucking child slavery?! What sick part of your head made that connection?! How long have you been watching Fox News?! Are you part of the Bill O'RIley mailing list?
#124 - On 07/06/2009 at 11:13pm by CASoulNYCmind
Okay so he went to get cigarettes, that doesn't exactly justify someone to be such a bad person as to deserve a brick getting thrown at his (or her) head. FYL, and the ones saying "YDI" are just lonely assholes who need to release anger via internet... RAWRRR!!!
#129 - On 07/06/2009 at 11:41pm by fuzzybunnysays
for real, #68? WOW, you are the biggest dumb ass on the face of the earth. how was he supposed to know that two idiots were 'having a contest' throwing bricks? all he wanted to get was a pack of cigs and he gets hit with a brick. OP, fuck your life. i am so sorry about that. i hope you ended up gettin your cigs, though ;) hope you feel better!
#148 - On 07/07/2009 at 12:53pm by xXmoses_rocksXx
#148. I believe #68 was joking. ever heard of sarcasm? obviously not, twat.
#152 - On 07/07/2009 at 4:41pm by Casualt1234
#67 made me laugh so hard...that i forgot what the damn FML was about...
Oh. and these FML's are stupid...they stopped being funny about a month ago.
#96 - On 07/06/2009 at 6:16pm by DizzyDemon0
@ #127. Because the comments are so damn funny...did you not read what i wrote? I suppose you couldn't figure that one out. That's okay. I'm here to spell the world out for you. Just you though. Don't bring your other freshmen friends. I don't like them.
#138 - On 07/07/2009 at 2:18am by DizzyDemon0
thank you doctor. because no one knew that smoking is harmful. but now you've cleared that issue up and boldly announced the truth for all the world to know.
#84 - On 07/06/2009 at 4:19pm by Casualt1234
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Totally agreed, btw smoking a cigarette is more dangerous for people around you because it is already breathed once. So YDI, you get what you give. The chance that guy hit someone is particularly smaller than you making your close friends and family sick/ more sick.
Yeah.. cause having a bad habit makes you deserve near-death from above.
better not ever drink either cause wild bears will getcha -.-
You're spotting of some humanitarian bullshit about how they shouldn't smoke because it hurts others but then you say he deserves to be hit in the head with a stone because of it? Practice what you preach no one deserves to be hurt because of someone else's idiocy. I hate hypocritical selfrighteous crap.
Seriously, how does him having a smoking habbit have anything to do with him deserving it? And if you want to go into shit like this, did you know that pot is less harmful than cigarettes? Yet for some reason it isn't legal and cigarettes are.
#75 - On 07/06/2009 at 3:12pm by lolzforfun228
lol there are reasons why pot is illegal and they tell u not to smoke it. it actually contains more tar than cigarettes so it's worse for you, and it can cause little things like psychosis and can precipitate schizophrenia. not much fun
Ah....I'm sorry. Hopefully you can make them pay for your medical bills.
#8 - On 07/06/2009 at 6:31am by BLNovelist
If smoking kills, I guess he got off with a warning.
#136 - On 07/07/2009 at 2:02am by YouSoDeservedIt
I thought liberals were supposed to be open minded to other peoples belifes, but you on the other hand say you hate all republicans, regardless of whether or not you have met them and say there personal and pollitical belifes are wrong, because they are different than yours, and by the way taking into account that there are more people in the United States these days that are democrat than there are republicans I would say it was more likely a Democrat.
#57 - On 07/06/2009 at 2:07pm by noName123456
well the OP lives in Georgia, so there's probably more republicans there. but you're right: proudliberal is just partisan. as a moderate Democrat liberal, I don't have much against Republicans, other than ideology. Personally, liberal and conservative don't matter. i have friends on both sides who are very similar.
#153 - On 07/07/2009 at 4:44pm by Casualt1234
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sue him, and YDI for smoking!!
#20 - On 07/06/2009 at 12:12pm by JoshuaJosh
Wow something like that's happened to me a long time ago someone threw a small rock to my head while playing soccer outside during gym. Never found out who did it although I did suspect 1 or 2 ppl
haha once in like 1st grade I just picked up a rock and chucked it for boredoms sake... Next thing I knew a second grader had their head hit purty hard.
#24 - On 07/06/2009 at 12:34pm by deathbunny256
Don't smoke dooshbag you'll die from it. Break your habit!!!!
#25 - On 07/06/2009 at 12:40pm by soccerboy101
I believe it is spelled "douchebag" and yes he is one.
#158 - On 07/08/2009 at 12:23am by deathbunny256
U fucking idiot, they said look out so ydi for not moving out of the fucking way retard!!!
#28 - On 07/06/2009 at 12:53pm by mjsdabeast
When some random person says "LOOK OUT!" I would NOT be expecting them to throw a brick at me..
#111 - On 07/06/2009 at 7:53pm by inerdablanket
Wow. Sorry you got in the head with a brick. Don't smoke it kills.
Don't worry I was hit with an 80 pound hay bale in the field and it knocked the wind out me. I wasn't paying attention to my friend trying to throw in my direction but I didn't move in time..... And yess people hay bales can get that heavy.
#29 - On 07/06/2009 at 1:01pm by SweetTea90
sure, smoking is bad for you,
but it's not really that relevant to whether he deserves it or not...
#30 - On 07/06/2009 at 1:03pm by lisafannypack
wtf?? sue their asses! wat dumbasses would have a bet like that! FYL.
#31 - On 07/06/2009 at 1:06pm by Nacirema20
My dad gave me a concussion throwing a rock for my dog. What a dumbass :/
We americans are fucking retarded =)
LOL I kinda agree most of us don't have common sense and we do stupid shit all the time.
#37 - On 07/06/2009 at 1:12pm by SweetTea90
You know, I'm sure that he/she knows that smoking is bad for them.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PaHcZUHI00&feature=related
Copy and paste the URL.
#39 - On 07/06/2009 at 1:26pm by SuperSpore
Yeesh. I bet there wouldn't be so many YDIs if the OP had omitted the cigs and said "went to the gas station". The cigs are irrelevant. He got bricked in the head, guys.
FYL, OP. Hope your head heals up quick and there's no brain damage. The guy who threw the brick better be footing your medical bill.
Watch out for the lady running around ripping the band-aids off of stitches, unless you want some more.
#44 - On 07/06/2009 at 1:34pm by CallMeHush
i love all the "holier than thou" people in here. they get all "oh smoking's bad", but i'd bet my left nut that each and every one of them have a habit that would get a lot of negative comments. so shut up idiots, unless you want to be judged too.
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YDI for getting a pack of cigarettes in the first place! You obviously don't care about your health that much, so getting hit with a brick shouldn't even faze you!
#49 - On 07/06/2009 at 1:44pm by lilactress717
Why do you people INSIST on making comments like "smoking kills" and "smoking is bad for your health?" EVERYONE ALREADY FUCKING KNOWS THAT! Do you think you are making the world a better place by giving your little "public service announcement?" Nobody cares what you have to say about smoking. You aren't going to change anyone's opinion. If people want to smoke, they are going to smoke. Deal with it and stop your whining!
#60 - On 07/06/2009 at 2:14pm by haha_goodone
that really sucks. FYL. he doesn't deserve it just because he smokes, he got hit in the head with a friggin brick!! and even though he smokes, at least he was doing something active, I'm sure a lot of people here don't exercise. (and I sprained my ankle EXERCISING if any of you wanna get critical...)
#54 - On 07/06/2009 at 1:54pm by stefinator
YDI for smoking. But I still feel sorry for you about what happened.
#56 - On 07/06/2009 at 2:06pm by DeathOnTheRoad
That stinks. Something similair happened to me. Except with a rock.
#59 - On 07/06/2009 at 2:12pm by cRaZyBeDhEaD
And this is why I hate bets. XP It's all fun and games 'till someone needs..... stitches.
#64 - On 07/06/2009 at 2:36pm by fluffypluffy
He was just trying to save you from the misery of lung cancer
#66 - On 07/06/2009 at 2:45pm by grlwitperlEring
Well, not technically YDI, because it's their fault, but if you hadn't been stupid enough to smoke you'd never have gone to the shop in the first place :)
#69 - On 07/06/2009 at 2:55pm by IambecomeRAWR
I'm really, really tempted to say YDI for smoking.
But still, FYL. Having bricks thrown at your head just isn't fun.
#76 - On 07/06/2009 at 3:14pm by anniemeece
To #68 (blink182rocks):
Lmfao. Nice ;)
And thats what you get for smoking. YDI
You should of moved, if you here look out, don't be stupid and stand there. YDI
#78 - On 07/06/2009 at 3:20pm by Sportsfan86
78. you're a moron for several reasons
the OP doesn't deserve to get knocked out cuz he smokes. how old are you, 12? get off your moral high horse. and where in the FML did it mention the OP "standing in the way and being stupid"? he could've been moving accidentally into where the brick was thrown. not standing. and even tho he heard "look out" doesn't mean he had enough time to do anything about it.
please read the FML several times before commenting because you obviously failed to grasp the message after reading it once.
#104 - On 07/06/2009 at 7:20pm by Casualt1234
Awh, don't blame him, he was just throwing a brick at you to make it to where you couldn't buy cigerattes...I have no clue how to spell that but...haha. Umm well you shuld sue him! annddd tht suckkss but its funny.
#79 - On 07/06/2009 at 3:27pm by sarenalove
Maybe it's a sign to quit. YDI. Don't smoke. There are cooler ways to die.
#81 - On 07/06/2009 at 3:47pm by purplesucker
What an idiot. If you see a bunch of people throwing bricks into a certain place why are you walking near there? YDI, and anohter YDI for smoking
Maybe you shouldn't walk in the middle of somebody's game. Would you walk through a game of horseshoes?
#86 - On 07/06/2009 at 4:40pm by speak_a_da_truth
and what if they just started to through bricks eh like they just wanted to do it, HE WAS SKATING to the shop so hes going fast hes not going to look at every pedestrian and say ooo mabeh hes going to through a brick!
#88 - On 07/06/2009 at 4:59pm by sux_too_beh_mehz
i just find it funny that people say its his fault for smoking. if he was going to the store for malt liquor and ding dongs he would of still been hit in the head with a brick. if you substitute brick for shot with a gun, would the OP deserve that?
i'm just saying that folks in a brick throwing contest are 2 beers away from lighting themselves on fire.
YDI for saying "cigs" and getting in the way of a brock throwing contest
#100 - On 07/06/2009 at 6:41pm by hockeyplaya
Ugh, stop ragging on him for smoking! He choses to smoke, and getting a brick thrown at his head is in no way equivalent to smoking. Would you throw a brick at someone about to jump off a bridge or jump in front of a train? It's the same thing, smoking just takes longer.
#101 - On 07/06/2009 at 6:53pm by kiwigirl95
Me & my younger brother had a brick throwing contest once...I threw first and and went to check how far it went, and I stepped back so his brick wouldn't hit me...lucky we were little and it only gave me a black eye.
well, look at it this way: if it hadn't had been you, it could have been some little kid. so you saved some little kids life!
yeah well... my parents owe me $8 K from when they moved to a new place. Did the same crap to me and I'll never see that either...
If you didn't smoke, you wouldn't have been in the way of their awesome contest to go buy your cancer sticks. YDI.
#110 - On 07/06/2009 at 7:46pm by suckstobeyou3
Lil miz liz: Unlike many others, my comment was actually relevant to the first comment. And replying to me to tell me that kinda puts you in a hypocritical situation, eh?
#115 - On 07/06/2009 at 9:42pm by SusanaSaysRawrxD
Adds a whole new meaning to "God just shat bricks!" doesn't it? :)
#119 - On 07/06/2009 at 10:03pm by CyclonePsycho
Grow up people, smoking is a personal choice, it doesn't make him immoral. Stop taking those DARE programs so seriously and grow your own brain.
Sorry you got hit, mate. FYL
#120 - On 07/06/2009 at 10:23pm by OverEnthusiast
YDI for smoking. there are so many cooler ways to kill yourself.. honestly... like sky diving and pulling the wrong cord. **shakes head**
#122 - On 07/06/2009 at 10:33pm by EXc0municated
OP shouldn't have mention he was buying cigarettes, it starts a flame war in the comments. Most people are saying that if he didn't smoke he wouldn't have been hit by a brick. By that logic If he said he was going to buy a pack of gum would anyone tell him to stop chewing?
Oh god...why must people say he deserves it for smoking? It's a voluntary thing. You think he can't fucking read the warning himself? It's on the side of the box. In big letters. It all equates to a giant...WARNING, YOU WILL BE FUCKED IF YOU SMOKE TOO MUCH OF THIS SHIT. But you know what? People still do it. So fuck all of you idiots. Let the man smoke. Let him get his in the head with bricks. If anything he deserves it for being in Georgia. But come on, leave the smokers alone. It's bad enough they're being kicked out of everywhere because some pussy with a weak set of lungs complained to someone, they don't need to be hearing idiots constantly telling something already known by EVERY-FUCKING-ONE.
#125 - On 07/06/2009 at 11:17pm by CASoulNYCmind
Aw, FYourLife mate. There is no way you deserved that. Should we all throw bricks at people who smoke?
#126 - On 07/06/2009 at 11:19pm by PirateXxEsque
FYL. That sucks. And either way, smoking helps our fucked up economy.
#130 - On 07/06/2009 at 11:44pm by purupuru
why are people on here being so mean? he got very hurt and that sucks...so, OP, i'm sorry that you got hurt. i can't believe people are saying YDI because you smoke! smoking sucks, yeah, but wow, people are rude. i hope you feel better.
#132 - On 07/07/2009 at 12:56am by walk_in_memphis
I used to live in Georgia and I know how full the place is with idiots; I feel sorry for you.
#135 - On 07/07/2009 at 1:49am by CurdledMilk
YDI for smoking. It's a sign for you to stop. LOL
BTW, hey fellow Georgian!
#137 - On 07/07/2009 at 2:04am by CoconutsandJelly
FYL, that sucks. You don't deserve that for smoking, and I don't think it happened because you smoke. Sorry, man.
Hahaha that's what u get for smokin cigs. Justttt kiddingggg.
#143 - On 07/07/2009 at 8:56am by RustySpoon
Whoever put you deserved that one must have some problems... how could you possibly deserve that, thats 0% his fault.
#144 - On 07/07/2009 at 10:08am by kartracer78
See?? Smoking kills! This was just a warning!!
just kidding.....kinda.....sorry bout the stitches
#145 - On 07/07/2009 at 11:04am by Hellsno
haha smoking never pays off XD
but thats horrible anyways
#149 - On 07/07/2009 at 2:33pm by well_this_sucks
ydi for smoking, no other reason to be at a servo w/ no car. :)
and stfu people who say "he chooses to smoke it's his life" yea and I just LOOVE second hand smoke! not only is it a unfiltered toxin, it stinks too. smoking says alot about attitude/selfishness.
ydi for smoking and thinking ur all cool and calling them "cigs"
#156 - On 07/07/2009 at 7:16pm by beaniebabe
Sue the ignorant fuck. Anyone who says YDI for smoking...get a life. That's not what his story is about. It's about some idiots throwing BRICKS....to see who could throw farther. Couldn't they have thrown a football?
#157 - On 07/08/2009 at 12:11am by BurnedByLove
Agree w/ #157, it's his choice to smoke, you guys are just being asses for looking for a reason to post a YDI.
#159 - On 07/08/2009 at 6:23am by Ryan_the_Great
I was was like wtf who has a brick throwing contest, then I saw Georgia and somehow wasn't surprised, still sucks for you though.
#161 - On 07/08/2009 at 4:18pm by primogen18
reckless endangerment: A person commits the crime of reckless endangerment if the person recklessly engages in conduct which creates a substantial risk of serious physical injury to another person. Basically, being a retard in public. sue his ass
it should be a commercial. lol
smoking is very discusting, maybe now you'll quit before you die from it, maybe its god's way of telling you to quit.
#171 - On 07/22/2009 at 12:04am by lovesloving
I had this happen to me. Some douchebags at a camp I went to where trying to see who could throw rocks father over a cabin. I was on the other side of the cabin. To make matters worse, the two highly unattractive lesbian first aids at the camp agreed that I didn't need stitches, and put a butterfly stich on. Sideways. So we ended up going to someplace nearby to get stitches put in. I waited five hours, until 3 in the morning, with a bleeding head, to get stitches. I guess coughing was more important than head trama. FML.
way to get in the way of their contest. you need to cut that shit out
#173 - On 07/26/2009 at 4:21pm by Amphysvena
