Today, my dad told me he knew exactly where to poke me in the stomach to make me have instant diarrhea. I joked and said I didn't believe him. I am now stuck cleaning shit out of my favorite jeans. FML
I agree, your life sucks (33692) - you totally deserved it (9028)
On 07/05/2009 at 1:57pm - health - by Stupido (man) - United States (California)
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I agree with #17
#17 - On 07/05/2009 at 5:28pm by ninaaftermath
Its not funny now that everyone copied is doing it, especially if you reply to the first comment so everyone sees it.
#42 - On 07/05/2009 at 6:23pm by LordOfTheHobos
because his dad is awesome. xD
and seriously, OP; where is this spot? :P
I need to know. xD I'd feel so superior, being the God of shit. :D
#66 - On 07/05/2009 at 7:35pm by SusanaSaysRawrxD
#66
I had such a horrible day and you made me laugh so hard! xDDDDD
Congratulations! You are my new hero.
#94 - On 07/05/2009 at 11:40pm by Mr_Trumpet
That doesn't give you diarrhea it makes it hard to breathe.
#101 - On 07/06/2009 at 12:54am by TheFrthAngel
Yes, actually you can. 2 inches above the belly button, jab/poke them with your finger, it has to be a quick/sharp poke for it to work though
Agreed.... It isn't possible... I don't really get how people actually believed it >_>
#127 - On 07/06/2009 at 3:44pm by BrokenSkin
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Where did he poke you? I wanna try this on my sister.
ps. first
#3 - On 07/05/2009 at 4:53pm by shakenbake93
fail for first
this seems like a fake to me though. there is no spot that can be poked and instantly make someone crap themselves
#11 - On 07/05/2009 at 5:08pm by dowhatiwant
While I doubt the claim of instant diarrhea, I've had the experience of being massaged in a spot about 2 inches above my belly button, and successfully pooped 2 times (like full-on pooping) later that day.
Confucious say... "Never bet against the Grand Master... Suckaaaaa!"
#6 - On 07/05/2009 at 4:55pm by SchitzoFRIENDic
Do you realize how not fucked your life is? I mean, sure, he did it on you, but you didn't believe him. Although, I wouldn't believe my dad if he said that too. But if he passed on his knowledge to you, you would have...
Ultimate freakin' power.
Seriously. With great power comes great irresponsibility. Learn from him, grasshopper.
True that I would LOVE to know where this spot is for revengeeee
#19 - On 07/05/2009 at 5:29pm by Atreyu_Love
haha #19! i gotta use this on my friend, he keeps saying he is the "ultimate lifeform". well take that, ultimate lifeform!
2 inches above the stomach outta satisfy revenge.;)
#158 - On 07/12/2009 at 1:16am by MusicMayhem
I can imagine that... grabbing a heaping handful of diarrhea just to throw it at your dad... now your hand is all shitty
#110 - On 07/06/2009 at 2:44am by freshtastic
Dude, this is so not an FML. Now that you know where the spot it you can so use it on anyone who don't like.
#16 - On 07/05/2009 at 5:27pm by shananigans
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first.
#20 - On 07/05/2009 at 5:33pm by lolatyouhaha
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first.
#21 - On 07/05/2009 at 5:36pm by lolatyouhaha
Neh, I also don't believe it. Your poop has t pass through a lot of folds and passages, I don't think it could come out instantly by one punch.
Unless his father punched him incredibly hard, which I hope he didn't.
#62 - On 07/05/2009 at 7:21pm by crazy_cat_lady24
Yeah I call BS, too. Plus he said "poke". So how likely is that? Maybe if it was "punch" it would be more believable.
#81 - On 07/05/2009 at 9:36pm by srpkinja31
Omfg, that's hilariously disgusting. I am soo sorry that happened to you Dx
Although that technique could come in handy..
*Googles*
_>
#27 - On 07/05/2009 at 5:46pm by AlfonzoRex
I would trust my dad. My dad is a big mean cop that doesn't take shit from anybody. Suprisingly he is laid-back. Hell, I hope my Dad knows how to do this. I wanna know Lmao!!!! That is win.
#31 - On 07/05/2009 at 5:59pm by eli_guerra
Clearly fake. Diarrhea is either caused by viral infections, aka viruses or bacteria, or a more serious disease. There's no way to poke someone and make them crap their pants. Sorry.
#33 - On 07/05/2009 at 6:00pm by arienh4
A) Your dad is a doctor
B) Your dad is a chinese kung fu master (unlikely)
C) This is hogwash
D) None of the above
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ewwwww dude i feel bad forr uu buhh where did he poke u i wanna no thiss
#35 - On 07/05/2009 at 6:05pm by tina_xox
what did you do to piss him off and make him poke you? and more importantly, why does your father know this?!
#38 - On 07/05/2009 at 6:08pm by pineapples
I'm a med student and I've never heard this.... teach me... its not something they teach you in school!
Being a med student you had to of taken an anatomy and physiology course. And if you did that you would be able to figure out that this is not possible
LMAO I seriously wanna know the spot.
I read this and burst out laughing.
Sorry OP, FYL.
Care to share the spot? :]
#52 - On 07/05/2009 at 6:49pm by brookester23
A friend of mine said if he hit me in a certain spot, I would lose control of my bladder; suffice to say I never challenged that.
#55 - On 07/05/2009 at 6:57pm by MrJentipede
okay you're all pwned!! this is off the movie "Hot Rod" starring Andy Samberg. not a popular movie, as evidence to all you who believed this "fml".
#60 - On 07/05/2009 at 7:15pm by littlemisslee
As soon as I read it I knew I'd seen it somewhere before. Thank you for placing it for me.
#83 - On 07/05/2009 at 10:13pm by Lonely_Lez
Wow. Where would this spot be? I'm now poking all parts of my stomach, trying to find it. lmao.
FYL. but that's awesome. I love your father.
#64 - On 07/05/2009 at 7:31pm by SusanaSaysRawrxD
this is bullshit
diarrhea is caused by bacteria that cause the large intestine to not be capable if absorbing water
a poke in the stomach, or anywhere else , would not cause this to happen, and even if it could it would not be instantaneous
#74 - On 07/05/2009 at 8:07pm by themoonglows
Diarrhea can be caused by many more things than that... (for example, IBS-D) However, IF she had a lot of material in her descending colon. And IF he hit a spot where her PANS was increased causing VIP and NO to be released in large amounts to the colon and rectum which causes relaxation of the colon and rectum or even something external triggered her gastrocolic or gastroileal reflexes to initiate mass peristalsis. Combine that with some sort of poor muscular tone in her external anal sphincters can cause involuntary defecation as seen in Fecal Incontinence, then its possible. That's A LOT of IF's.... so I'm not saying it happened, but it is possible.
This is why we need a site dedicated to med students. Seriously, do you think anyone else on here is gonna know what VIP and NO and PANS is? Or be able to intellectually argue whether this post is real or fake? But get a few of us together and this post might be the begining of a cure for Hirshprung's, lol, jk, maybe.
Anyways, I say we demand a med student FML site!
YOU'RE ALL IDIOTS!!!! IT'S FAKE!!!
In case you idiots didn't know, diarrhea is caused by bacteria (i.e. food poisoning). If this really worked, you'd be shitting out normal shit, not liquefied form unless you've recently ingested something toxic.
You idiots will believe anything.
if this is true, your dad is an ass. but if it is true, where might this spot be so next time I'm constipated I can use this?
wow the magical poke that suddenly turns shit into its liquid form. if this could now be used on ice we could create insta-water. what a fucking joke. not only is it highly unlikely that such a spot exists that it is capable of causing someone to shit instantly, but for it to be able to take ordinary solid crap and basically liquify it is bullshit. how dumb do you have to be to believe this.
#88 - On 07/05/2009 at 10:55pm by organisedchaos
If I knew where that spot is... People at school would fuck up real time!!!
#93 - On 07/05/2009 at 11:31pm by Shyman4ever
ahah that stinks!ahah it really does smell though!wow im a losser for writing that
#96 - On 07/06/2009 at 12:13am by softball_beast_3
The closest thing to this idea is a medical massage therapy treatment to open the ileal sphincter valve.
This is located a couple inches below the belly button.
Place your hand flat and horizontal to your belly button, forefinger just below it. Then, press the spot just below your pinkie for about a minute, and you should poop within the next hour.
I wish there was a ninja way to block this open.
POOP ALL THE TIME.
#97 - On 07/06/2009 at 12:22am by WILLXWOMBAT
GUYS GUYS! the spot is right in the back of your balls! if you punch hard enough, it should send a shockwave through your body, bringing hormones and cause a chemical reaction in the bladder, causing your shit to liquify and be forced out. Simple
GUYS GUYS! the spot is right in the back of your balls! if you punch hard enough, it should send a shockwave through your body, bringing hormones and cause a chemical reaction in the bladder, causing your shit to liquify and be forced out. Simple
i doubt thats possible......but if ur dads around me....tell him i believe him......(just in case........)
Lmao, I don't think it's really possible.
Susan, I love you for the god of shit thing btw I'm pam from answers if you ever see this (:
#117 - On 07/06/2009 at 4:37am by Avenging_Angel
I don't think I've ever seen an OP respond to comments. why not?
i wanna know where the spot is, if true.
because most FMLs are submitted by the actual people who work for the website.
and they make bullshit accounts just to submit the FMLs.which is why a lot of the OPs have really witty names, and why 99% of the commenters have never had an FML approved. it sucks. but at least they're funny to read (:
#130 - On 07/06/2009 at 3:49pm by SusanaSaysRawrxD
I love Y!A xD
I'm To Write Love On Her Arms.
I'm mostly on the Polls && Surveys section.
It's the most fun/random/funny section xD
#131 - On 07/06/2009 at 3:51pm by SusanaSaysRawrxD
lmao!! this had me laughing so hard! ur dad is hilarous
#120 - On 07/06/2009 at 12:40pm by princess09
Instead of randomly shouting "FAKE" I got an idea, try it on yourself then! Take the chance of shitting your pants if you think this is fake! (from what I hear it's a sharp jab 2 inches above the belly button)
Is this just her or for everyone cuz if so this would be a crazy trick to play on my friends
#133 - On 07/06/2009 at 5:47pm by shirvon100
1. i'm pretty sure this isn't physically possible
2. you took this from the movie "hot rod"
#136 - On 07/06/2009 at 11:41pm by killadelphia215
1. i'm pretty sure this isn't physically possible
2. you took this from the movie "hot rod"
#137 - On 07/06/2009 at 11:43pm by killadelphia215
I highly doubt this is possible. Boxing would have been canceled a long time ago if this were real.
#138 - On 07/07/2009 at 1:35am by PuraVida1024
I highly doubt this is possible. Boxing would have been canceled a long time ago if this were real.
#138 - On 07/07/2009 at 1:35am by PuraVida1024
Im a boxer and a guy in my gym was fighting and hit a kid in the gut so hard that he actually did shit his pants. There was a bit on the ring and the kid had to quit the match because of it. But I am assuming that this guy took it from hot rod
1. hold them down.
2. jab them in the stomach.
3. ?????
4. profit!!
#148 - On 07/08/2009 at 9:45am by davidwmeckmier
91 .. No, people post this BS just to get it published on FML. Obviously.
#149 - On 07/08/2009 at 11:09am by HeyThereGorgeous
OMG!!!! It doesnt matter whether its true or not....its is freakin hilarous! I am seriously roflmao...have been for the last 5 minutes!!!! Totally made my day!!!!!!
Ohmygod I'm so doin that to my friends and brother:D
God of sh*t hahaha funny:D
#151 - On 07/09/2009 at 12:43am by HunterFalls13
there are a lot of people i need to try this out on.......
THANKS FOR THE TIP
btw
make your dad buy you new jeans LOL :)
what?!?!?!!?!?! it does exist? omg gotta learn, best way ever to mess with a jerk who thinks every on eis coo with him. or just a bitch lol. research time!
Has anyone not seen the movie this is copied from? Honestly...
#156 - On 07/11/2009 at 1:14am by RaptorJesus
the spot 2 inches above your bellybutton (generally, may be untrue for some) is called the solar plexus. go google solar plexus and then read about it.
then tell me if you still wanna start jabbing people in that spot.
OMG ... that just made my day ... sorry for the crappy situatin btw :D
#160 - On 07/13/2009 at 11:46am by dark___wizard
Some secrets are meant to be kept. By that I mean you shouldn't have told him where that spot was so YDI lol but I'm glad you shared this because it made me lol
#166 - On 09/09/2009 at 7:27am by Kiwi_Grimm
It's not possible, especially not two inches above the belly button as some are saying, seeing as that's most definately not where your intestines are.
I wanna know how to do that. Where did he poke u exactly?
#169 - On 01/18/2010 at 11:44pm by hestytesty
Where is It? Because I'd loveee to do that to someone haha
#172 - On 02/18/2010 at 3:29pm by RebeccaWvvv
LOL! It is 2in UNDER the belly button. (I asked Mr.Norris)
#174 - On 02/25/2010 at 12:58am by HannahStarz
