Today, I was at walmart when my stomach began to hurt. I quickly waddled to the restroom in pain. As soon as I got in the stall, a huge crap exploded out of me. The child in the stall next to me started crying. When her mom asked what was wrong she said that I'd "killed her nose". FML
I agree, your life sucks (33467) - you totally deserved it (4589)
On 06/30/2009 at 7:53am - health - by poopshooter101 (woman) - United States (Georgia)
seconded. I literally rofl'd
well, i was on my bed, but you get the point
PS- this would seem an appropriate time to say "shit happens"
#48 - On 06/30/2009 at 5:08pm by genius_man16
#48- You win the funniest comment award! Shit happens, that is gold, stinky, brown gold, but gold!
lol
#112 - On 07/02/2009 at 4:36pm by awdorable
"I know you like to think your shit don't stink but lean a little closer you'll see that roses really smell like pooo!"
LMAO!
xP
kids say tha darnest thingsss.
but that mustve been pretty bad.
#7 - On 06/30/2009 at 2:20pm by chiodosluvr
lol OMG haha. thats so embarassing...i wouldnt want to be seen by those people LOL
#10 - On 06/30/2009 at 2:22pm by alexgisforme3
First of all shes upset because she made a little girl cry, Secondly, the little girl made a scene, and third of all she got pwned, rotfl, "Killed my nose," classic.
#79 - On 06/30/2009 at 11:00pm by Soggybacon
Oh boo.
Your shit stinks.
Whose doesn't.
That is not an FML.
#16 - On 06/30/2009 at 2:38pm by MeganH0LLYW00D
Finally someone who has two brain cells to rub together amongst these comments.
#64 - On 06/30/2009 at 7:42pm by Alexgoesfml
You should've asked if she wanted to play Battle Shits!
And the winner is......... OP
Not a FML everybody poops. I'm sure the mom wasn't like oh yah that's just weird that OP's shit stinks, it's a little kid they say inappropriate things all the time get over it. Your kids will embarace you one day too!
#18 - On 06/30/2009 at 2:40pm by speak_a_da_truth
dude you bring back memories when i played battle shit with my roommate i our dorm
nose killer your should have really asked her if she wanted to play,
its the best game ever
Eh it happens. If this is your kind of FML then I'd like your life.
#20 - On 06/30/2009 at 2:45pm by xOpheliacx
haha...waddled xP
That sucks though, I feel so bad for you...and the kid in the next stall lol. When you have a stomach ache these so little you could do to remedy situations like this. FYL.
This FML and the comments made my day. I can't stop laughing. XD
How impressed are you though that you've discovered a new weapon?
#32 - On 06/30/2009 at 3:17pm by redbluegreen
its just a kid.. im annoyed with these fml's when u either offended a little kid, or a kid insults u.. they are just kids some get really emotional, and some are very very mean, its nothing to do with how bad or good ur life is.
"Impossible. Women dont shit." Ive heard someone say this before xD
Lol this fml is hillarious though.....
#39 - On 06/30/2009 at 3:34pm by ISeeStarsBitchh
What the fuck? That's not an FML
Your shit smells you'll live. It's not like the girls shit didn't smell
#42 - On 06/30/2009 at 4:02pm by soccerboy101
Sounds like it could be lactose intolerance or celiac, both of which are food-related issues that definitely result in OH MY GOD THE APOCALYPSE IS SUDDENLY COMING OUT MY BUTT with accompanying stench of decay. Talk to your doctor, because there could be much worse FML situations to come...
i swear your comment is the funniest thing ive ever read. xD
#58 - On 06/30/2009 at 6:15pm by hi_imstacy
Wouldn't it really b f the lil girl's life, since it's HER nose tht had to die
#46 - On 06/30/2009 at 4:35pm by lildavid0541
As #35 said, you should've stopped after "Today I was at WalMart."
#47 - On 06/30/2009 at 5:00pm by DannyBoy20802
Hahahahahahahahahahahaaa!!! This just made my day!
I understand why you think it's a FML since you're a chick, but if this happened to me I would feel soooo accomplished.
#49 - On 06/30/2009 at 5:09pm by FuzzyWalnuts
Dear Poopshooter,
lmfao!!! that's hilarious! you completly made my day :D
#52 - On 06/30/2009 at 5:19pm by iluvtwilight
Was the poo wet and did it slip down on your upper thigh? Yummmm
#61 - On 06/30/2009 at 6:39pm by junomcguff
if you did this Today, I was at walmart when my stomach began to hurt. I quickly waddled to the restroom in pain. As soon as I got in the stall, a huge crap exploded out of me. The child in the stall next to me started crying. FML it would be so funny like he got one big scare xD
#63 - On 06/30/2009 at 7:01pm by sux_too_beh_mehz
It's not that big of a deal. Everyone has an issue like this at some point. You never have to see those people again.
#70 - On 06/30/2009 at 8:48pm by kaitlynadele
WHAT? YOU POOPED? AND THE POOP SMELLED? Why do bad things happen to good people???? WHY???
#72 - On 06/30/2009 at 8:57pm by pleasetryagain
Lmao that's great. Hey don't worry. This situation could have easily been worse.
... I normally don't find toilet humor all that funny, but damn this is hilarious X)
#83 - On 06/30/2009 at 11:21pm by _musical_addict_
I know ya like to thank yo shit don't stank but lean a little closa see roses really smell like pooo-ooo-oo
Outkast reference, couldnt resist
#88 - On 07/01/2009 at 12:39am by krisFrAnHeehar
fuck your life? no fuck the little girls, cause you surely did
#90 - On 07/01/2009 at 1:40am by Burnin_Trees
hahahahahahahahahaha.
i can only say one thing to this:
"Shit happens." :D
#101 - On 07/01/2009 at 7:57am by kayla_nicole
hahahahhahahahaha thats hilarious i would bust laughing when the kid said that
#104 - On 07/01/2009 at 5:09pm by alexcanttell
Number 105, you realize that when people bash people, whether by saying YDI or just rudely disagreeing wit h their opinions, and they have obvious spelling and grammar mistakes, especially when using words and phrases like "retarded", "you're an idiot", "that's really dumb" it just makes people laugh at them? And Wal-Mart is a great place, cheap clothes, toys, and household supplies.
#107 - On 07/02/2009 at 12:43am by bipolaradhdfml
That's the funniest fuckin shit I've ever heard!!!!!!!!!
#110 - On 07/02/2009 at 2:38am by STRAWCHOPPER
Honestly, lady, if I were in your position and I heard that, it would be all I would be able to do not to laugh. Kudos for you for not bursting into teary-eyed laughter while seated on the throne.
#115 - On 07/03/2009 at 7:43pm by lunchmeat317
Walmart is the shit people!!!!
It would be funny if the little girl came on fml
She is emotionally scarred.... Oh well lol you must have been embarrassed.
It must have been fucked up for you though.. Little kids can suck at times...
#123 - On 07/11/2009 at 3:58pm by LilithRose
It's not like her shit doesn't stink either. It's not your fault for getting diarrhea cramps and need to poop.
Haha but it was funny though.
#127 - On 08/13/2009 at 1:27am by ICantDanceLOL
None of your story makes sense. Girls dont poop. everyone knows that. :)
#128 - On 10/02/2009 at 12:43pm by manmoosewaffel
