Today, I decided that I was bored while I was pooping and decided to paint my nails. I had to wait at least 30 minutes to wipe. FML
I agree, your life sucks (2445) - you totally deserved it (29544)
On 01/26/2009 at 8:17pm - health - by crazyvulva9216 - United States (California)
I've done that. Our collection of nail polishes is on a shelf right across from the toilet...so tempting..
#14 - On 02/16/2009 at 8:41pm by yup
to #20- check out 2 girls 1 cup. i assure you, girls do indeed poop. lol.
#16 - On 02/21/2009 at 4:11am by meggo
#19
ahh my nail polish is right in front of the toilet too.
it sucks to have to wait but hey, at least you have painted nails.
hahah
#18 - On 02/25/2009 at 5:24am by tulSAHHisrad
(0)probably the funniest thing ive heard in a while.
#19 - On 02/27/2009 at 3:02am by kikigonemad5786
(0)HAHAHAHA this made me laugh out loud. too bad i'm in the same room as my mom and she gave me a dirty look and i had to explain to her hat FML is. i'm sure that wasn't too comfortable. if you were bored before you started painting your nails, what did you do while you waited to wipe?!
#24 - On 03/07/2009 at 7:56pm by liamandme18
(0)Just how substantial a dump was it that it took so long that it bored you?? Might want to ramp up the fiber in your diet.
(0)LMAOOO THATS FUNNY.. Don't worry I have done the same thing.. or similar hahahahaha
#28 - On 03/10/2009 at 4:44pm by icy_snake_91
(0)Fibercon tablets will clear that right up for ya... now in my case, if only the Beano would work...:'(
(0)what kind of crappy nail polish are you wasting your money on that takes a half hour to dry?!
try maybelline expess finish if... thats a regular occurance....
#32 - On 03/21/2009 at 1:34am by urkiddingrite
(0)totally agree... was about to say something very similar - seriously half an hour for nail varnish to dry... thats amazing.
you get what you pay for.
(0)next time grab a book, or a magazine...hmm, but that only works when you're smart enough to know how to read.
(0)That was the worst judgement. Funny but YDI all the way.
#40 - On 06/04/2009 at 4:06pm by Embarassment
(0)And #15, in case you were wondering, girls do poop. I hope you were kidding, if not, that's sad.
#41 - On 06/04/2009 at 4:08pm by Embarassment
(0)ew!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and what are you talking about? GIRLS DONT POOP!
#42 - On 06/09/2009 at 4:54pm by uthinkurhot
(0)Hahahahahaha,this is so funny,
but I have to say I would mess up
my nails. I would rather redo my
nails later rather than let my poop
dry up!
#43 - On 06/10/2009 at 2:28pm by Mandalynnn
(0)Hahaha that's pretty funny, actually. But you still deserve it.
#45 - On 07/04/2009 at 1:05pm by madasahatter
(0)way to think that one through next time think before you do something...wait you can only do that if you have a brain. did I piss you off great now go prove you have a brain.
#47 - On 09/23/2009 at 6:30am by WhyworldWhy
(0)This is such bullshit. No nail polish takes 30 minutes to dry.
#49 - On 12/02/2009 at 9:44pm by sammichbitch
(0)30 minutes?! what kind of nail polish do you have that it takes that long to dry?!!!
#50 - On 01/05/2010 at 7:27pm by its_me_123
