Today, I felt so self-conscious about my gut, I pushed it out and pretended I was pregnant rather than sucking it in. FML
by bloated / 11/03/2016 at 10:46pm / Australia (Queensland) / Health
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#3 - On 11/12/2016 at 9:14am by nonsensical
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Been there, done that.
Choked when asked if there were any names I was thinking of, said "Elf Monster" in response.
Confused a lot of people, yelled when they didn't believe me.
#5 - On 11/12/2016 at 9:23am by Tripartita
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