Today, I felt so self-conscious about my gut, I pushed it out and pretended I was pregnant rather than sucking it in. FML

by bloated / 11/03/2016 at 10:46pm / Australia (Queensland) / Health

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  • Just make sure you rest your hand over it to make it seem more authentic!

    #3 - On 11/12/2016 at 9:14am by nonsensical

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  • Been there, done that.

    Choked when asked if there were any names I was thinking of, said "Elf Monster" in response.

    Confused a lot of people, yelled when they didn't believe me.

    #5 - On 11/12/2016 at 9:23am by Tripartita

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