Today my daughter asked me to do her a huge favor : undergo a liposuction transplantation where my fat would be sucked out then put into her butt and thighs. Apparently, I am the fattest DNA match to her, lessening the risk of her rejecting the transplant. FML

by Anonymous / 10/07/2016 at 12:37pm / Australia (Queensland) / Health

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  • "I get my rockin' bod from my mom."

    "Yeah, genetics are pretty cool."

    "You misunderstand me…"

    #6 - On 10/08/2016 at 12:13pm by Tripartita

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  • Is she paying for it? If someone wanted some of my fat, they could have it as long as I didn't have to pay anything. That's a win for both of us.

    #4 - On 10/08/2016 at 12:10pm by coolmike699

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