Today, I found out my brand new $3,000 mattress that is supposed to relieve my back pain works amazingly. I only discovered this because my wife, son, daughter, dog, and two cats are all asleep on it and not waking up. FML

by Anonymous / 09/30/2016 at 1:53am / United States (Texas) / Health

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  • So is this a case of "this is somewhat inconvenient. FML" or "my whole family is now dead (possibly because of my new mattress). FML"?

    #4 - On 09/30/2016 at 6:20am by Dave_Davington

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  • I think it worked a little too well.......

    #2 - On 09/30/2016 at 6:18am by Tejanoswhy

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