Today, I learned that the burning sensation I get on my balls isn't from when my girlfriend poured hot sauce on my balls as a prank, it's actually gonorrhea. FML
by Battlebarney / 09/22/2016 at 6:58am / United States (District of Columbia) / Health
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She puts that shit on everything!
#1 - On 09/23/2016 at 1:17am by RichardPencil
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I was going to try and come up with something witty but "she puts that shit on everything" takes this one.
#2 - On 09/23/2016 at 1:19am by WinterChild
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