Today, my brother's high school was having a soccer game against mine, and as a sign of good luck, I told him to "break a leg". He broke mine. FML

by Ihatemyfamily / 09/05/2016 at 5:46pm / United States (Texas) / Health

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  • This is why I always tell rivals to "give me a million dollars" prior to playing against them. I've gotten the weirdest looks and people are starting to talk behind my back, but it'll be worth it once I'm rolling in dough!

    #2 - On 09/06/2016 at 5:23am by Tripartita

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  • Why do you and your brother attend different schools? You're obviously within the same age range if you're rivaling one another, so... What gives?

    #6 - On 09/06/2016 at 6:30am by SquilliamFancy

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