Today, I got food poisoning in the middle of the wilderness while hiking in a state park with my husband. I had to tend to nature several times before we reached our car. The only supplies I had was a bottle of water and a laminated trail map. It was part of an anniversary trip. How romantic. FML

by lkvetched / 08/30/2016 at 1:23pm / United States (Texas) / Health

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  • I don't remember seeing this muddy section on the map earlier... Uh...

    #1 - On 08/31/2016 at 3:15am by crudeandrudeguy

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  • Well this is how you know your husband the one: he'll still love you even after dealing with all your shit.

    #5 - On 08/31/2016 at 3:39am by OysterPearls

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