Today, my eyesight is getting terrible. I saw a white cat in front of my house, so I went up to it. To my delight it didn’t move, so I bent down to stroke it. Wrong call, it was a plastic bag. FML

by ckatia / 08/30/2016 at 5:29am / Health

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  • Own it like you're awesome and you know it. Take a sharpie and draw a cat's face on it, sit down on the ground and pet the kitty. Be sure to meow in reply to yourself for bonus points!

    #1 - On 08/30/2016 at 10:34am by Tarlachia

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  • At least it wasn't a porcupine or a skunk....

    #4 - On 08/30/2016 at 10:43am by takeittoem

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