Today, I woke up to my husband's face. That'd be nice if he hadn't turned his eyelids inside out, waiting to scare me. I was scared alright. So scared that I pissed myself and broke my side table falling out of bed. FML

by Anonymous / 08/24/2016 at 10:26am / Health

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  • On the plus side, you still have fun part in your marriage. Child inside one should never die.

    #1 - On 08/24/2016 at 4:58pm by hpandher

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  • My boyfriend's mom fell out of bed and broke her clavicle trying to reach her alarm clock, since them I'm terrified of falling out of bed. If someone scared me when I woke up I would probably die from the damage I'd cause myself from trying to get away.

    #4 - On 08/24/2016 at 5:02pm by thesalmon

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