Today, I took a drug test. Not only did I fail the drug test, but I mostly missed the sample cup and got urine all over my pants. FML

by heck / 08/12/2016 at 9:57am / Health

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  • You should be pissed at yourself like you pissed on yourself. I don't understand why people go into drug tests expecting for negative results to magically appear. Do the deed, accept the consequences.

    #2 - On 08/13/2016 at 11:17am by StormfrontX33

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  • The idea of a drug test is to ensure you don't have any drugs in your system, not to see how many drugs you can cram into your system at once. YDI.

    #4 - On 08/13/2016 at 11:18am by 5t3ff1k4h

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