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By youajerkdumbfuck - 31/07/2016 01:07 - United States - Fair Oaks

Today I was playing with my 4 year old cousin. She walks over to me sitting on the couch and says why do you have these like a girl (pointing at my chest). She called out my man boobs in front of the family. Everyone broke out in laughter. FML
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Maybe if OP carries extra weight from over eating being lazy etc, but there are many illnesses and/or medications that cause weight gain. We can't assume OP is at fault here

That was cruel of them to laugh. I can excuse the little girl's behavior, because she's only four, but the rest should know better than to laugh at someone having an unflattering feature pointed out. Maybe I am just spiteful, but I would have gotten her to ask each person why they have a physical feature or trait they dislike. "Why do you have such a big nose?" "Why do you always smell like you need a bath?" Etc. And if then pester them about why they aren't laughing, if they thought it was so funny before.

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That was cruel of them to laugh. I can excuse the little girl's behavior, because she's only four, but the rest should know better than to laugh at someone having an unflattering feature pointed out. Maybe I am just spiteful, but I would have gotten her to ask each person why they have a physical feature or trait they dislike. "Why do you have such a big nose?" "Why do you always smell like you need a bath?" Etc. And if then pester them about why they aren't laughing, if they thought it was so funny before.

moo77_fml 20

Maybe if OP carries extra weight from over eating being lazy etc, but there are many illnesses and/or medications that cause weight gain. We can't assume OP is at fault here

4everBroken 13

Well she is just a child hardly her fault I doubt she meant to have everyone laugh at you. She just doesn't understand yet.