Today, I was sitting outside while my dad was mowing the lawn. He ran over a hornet's nest with several now-angry hornets. He escaped unscathed. I didn't. FML

by Omega / 07/28/2016 at 8:26pm / Health

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  • I'm imagining you both running for the house. He reaches the door first because he used to be a world class hurdler, and he owns three pairs of track shorts and he was wearing all of them. "Sorry son," he says, locking the door behind him. "But you're 18 now and your mother and I think you should move out."

    #5 - On 07/29/2016 at 6:22am by Baustigt

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  • Fuck wasps and hornets. Fuck them all to death.

    #3 - On 07/29/2016 at 6:14am by coolmike699

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