Today, during an 8 hour shift at a very busy bowling alley, I found out I can't trust a fart anymore. I'm only 25. Now I have to finish my shift commando, and also get rid of the evidence without anyone noticing. FML

by it's sharty time :/ / 07/02/2016 at 2:45pm / United States (North Dakota) / Health

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  • And you didn't even bring a spare. Strike one.

    #4 - On 07/03/2016 at 12:56am by Welshite

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  • That's /barely/ a breach of trust, OP. The fart I hired to handle my personal finances is being investigated for tax fraud. It's so hard to find trustworthy farts nowadays.

    #15 - On 07/03/2016 at 1:17am by Tripartita

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