Today, I lost the 5 pounds I had gained over the last few weeks. I had vowed to do whatever it took to lose that weight, and I actually did, when I caught a horrible stomach bug. I'd eat my words, but I'm pretty sure I'd just end up throwing them up. FML

by TPelekakis / 06/08/2016 at 1:01pm / United States (Tennessee) / Health

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  • Well I guess that's one way of losing weight haha

    #1 - On 06/08/2016 at 8:42pm by jamieblue6

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  • You either need a doctor or somebody who specializes in words… might I suggest visiting an etymologist?

    #11 - On 06/08/2016 at 10:17pm by Tripartita

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