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By HeibsTwist - 26/05/2016 03:31 - United States - Richland

Today, I accidently sneezed into a fan and it came right back at me. FML

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ImagineCrazy 27

Thursday 26 May 2016 23:52

At least it wasn't a nose bleed

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ImagineCrazy 27

Thursday 26 May 2016 23:52

At least it wasn't a nose bleed

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