Today, I was taking a shower, facing away from the faucet, when I dropped the soap. When I bent over to pick up the soap, my sister flushed a toilet in the next room, causing hot water to scorch my anus. I got made my shower's bitch, FML

by teflon_hammer / 05/25/2016 at 7:19pm / United States (Colorado) / Health

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  • Never drop the soap.

    #2 - On 05/26/2016 at 8:12am by waffleminer25

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  • "I got you—diagonally!"
    "Pretty sneaky, sis."

    It's not often the dialog from a Connect Four commercial could fit an FML. This is a momentous occasion.

    #12 - On 05/26/2016 at 8:42am by Tripartita

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