Today, I fell in the shower, landing ass-crack first onto a can of shaving cream, which split my butt straight down the crack. FML

by Erin / 05/09/2016 at 10:18pm / United States (Ohio) / Health

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  • To be fair, your butt's already split straight down the crack. Unless you were previously some kind of dome-assed single-cheeked abomination. And in that case the shaving cream opened up a beautiful new avenue of possibilities for you, my friend.

    #3 - On 05/10/2016 at 9:52am by Baustigt

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  • I reeeeally hope you landed on it sideways and not when it was standing straight up. That could have ended much, much about a close shave :p

    #5 - On 05/10/2016 at 9:53am by Higamalia

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