Today, I rolled my ankle, got pink eye, and have the flu. Unable to stand long enough to cook myself a meal, I opted for delivery. When I opened the door for the delivery boy, he backed away frantically with his arms up upon seeing me. Apparently, I look just as shitty as I feel. FML

by Sick As Hell / 04/27/2016 at 3:22am / United States (Iowa) / Health

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  • Seriously? Did that delivery boy think you were going to kill him?

    FYL, and fuck anyone who said YDI.

    #3 - On 04/27/2016 at 1:54pm by sempisaviour

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  • He probably didn't want to catch whatever you had. But wow, the flu and pink eye? You must be miserable.. Good luck.

    #4 - On 04/27/2016 at 2:06pm by feven

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