Today, at school, I wore a back brace because I have fractured vertebrae. During first period, a girl tapped me on the back to ask me a question. It made a "knocking on wood" sound. She looked at me like I was a freak. FML

by Drew / 04/25/2016 at 10:21pm / United States (California) / Health

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  • You should've asked her "Wood you knot?" That'll get her to shut up

    #1 - On 04/26/2016 at 12:25pm by Liamj774

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  • Might as well make the most of it and loudly state in a monotone voice, "USER #192088X HAS LAUNCHED REQUEST FOR A QUERY."

    #3 - On 04/26/2016 at 12:54pm by Tripartita

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