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By Runner in Training - 26/04/2016 02:03 - United States - Grand Island

Today, I was running the mile at school. I was in first and finished my first lap in 1:24 until I fell over and puked in front of my entire PE class of 60. In that 60 included my best guy friend, 2 of my ex's and my crush.

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Izabushel 65

Tuesday 26 April 2016 20:58

Your love life is way too active. You shouldn't be worrying about these guys and what they think.

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Izabushel 65

Tuesday 26 April 2016 20:58

Your love life is way too active. You shouldn't be worrying about these guys and what they think.

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