Today, while half asleep, I dipped my finger in ketchup instead of a fry, and bit down on it so hard I needed stitches. FML
by Dipping Tired / 04/20/2016 at 7:17pm / United States (New York) / Health
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I bet the ER staff loved the story...
#3 - On 04/21/2016 at 1:39pm by Anika_09
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How, why... And also how??
#1 - On 04/21/2016 at 1:36pm by MossyMegaMan
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