Today, in an attempt to be more healthy, I made myself a large fruit smoothie. I didn't think it could or would cause me to practically shart my rectum out my ass for the rest of the afternoon. The more you know. FML

by Anonymous / 03/25/2016 at 12:05pm / United States / Health

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  • So, when was the last time you've had any sort of fruit or vegetable? The only time I could imagine that happening is if you don't touch them at all. In which case, embrace the shits, because you obviously need some good fiber in your life.

    #5 - On 03/26/2016 at 2:57am by cassidyfaber

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  • Should have skipped the banana leaves ... Didn't you see Jumanji?

    #1 - On 03/26/2016 at 2:43am by ragnarok1540

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