Today, I paid $500 for a gym membership after moving into a brand new house, since 12 years of software development has taken its toll. When I told my instructor about my goal to lose 35lbs in two months, he simply said, "Yeah... That's not going to happen. Try another gym," and left promptly. FML

by samsterling / 03/13/2016 at 6:30pm / United States (Virginia) / Health

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  • He kind of did his job there though....the average healthy weight-loss rate is approximately 1-2 lbs per week ish? Weight-loss as rapid as you wanted could really screw you up.

    #2 - On 03/14/2016 at 7:24am by pulsar_

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  • 35 pounds in 2 months is really a bit high but 20 to 25 should be possible.

    #5 - On 03/14/2016 at 7:25am by Ashamed_Sister

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