Today, I'm so sleep-deprived, I got a boner from just thinking about falling asleep. FML
by MrAries / 03/02/2016 at 6:45am / United States / Health
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Oh, sweet Sleep. You have evaded me for so long, and my desire for you has overwhelmed my faculties. I can only hope that my indecent but uncontrollable reaction to your proximity bears you no offense.
#4 - On 03/02/2016 at 6:11pm by cacheson
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Melatonin. It is a godsend
#2 - On 03/02/2016 at 6:09pm by CaptainCrow
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