Today, I had to leave work early as I almost passed out. My girlfriend's first question after I told her what happened was, "Did you hear Leonardo DiCaprio won an Oscar?" FML

by Sir Anon / 02/29/2016 at 3:18pm / United States (Minnesota) / Health

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  • Maybe she thought that's why you passed out?

    #12 - On 03/01/2016 at 2:55am by FelicityWishes

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  • Well to be fair, that was the news of the night. Although that question as an immediate response to a health concern of a partner is definitely inconsiderate and wildly inappropriate.

    #4 - On 03/01/2016 at 2:12am by lexiieeex3

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