Today, I farted at a crowded concert, and people started commenting on said fart. I specifically went out of my way to eat certain foods all day so that it wouldn't happen. FML
by Anonymous / 02/23/2016 at 12:01am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Health
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Just be glad you didn't shart.
#3 - On 02/23/2016 at 6:18am by jfj126
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farts are the poop screaming to get out
#2 - On 02/23/2016 at 6:17am by lightningclicks
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