Today, as I went to kiss my date goodbye and drive home, he mistakenly rammed his thumb across my eye hard enough to push my contact back into my eye socket. FML
by notonthepavement / 02/15/2016 at 6:04am / United States (Texas) / Health
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He just wanted you to be blinded by love. Literally.
#4 - On 02/15/2016 at 12:13pm by Welshite
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I guess you didn't SEE that coming?
I'll let myself out.
#3 - On 02/15/2016 at 12:13pm by Bustedbutsilent
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