Today, my mom told me she wasn't an alcoholic because she doesn't get "black out drunk" daily. She only gets drunk enough to slur her words and reek of alcohol daily, so it's okay. FML
by Anonymous / 02/12/2016 at 5:29am / United States (Massachusetts) / Health
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That's what alcoholics do.
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