Today, I have a stomach bug. I went to go downstairs, and my cat decided to dart between my legs, causing me to trip and fall down the stairs in a pinwheel of vomit. FML

by Anonymous / 01/02/2016 at 12:17am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Health

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  • "Pinwheel of Vomit" might make a good metal band name LOL

    #6 - On 01/03/2016 at 12:47am by MysticPizza

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  • That's an acrobatic act to begin the year with. Happy New Year OP!

    #1 - On 01/03/2016 at 12:39am by pjsr

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