Today, I have a stomach bug. I went to go downstairs, and my cat decided to dart between my legs, causing me to trip and fall down the stairs in a pinwheel of vomit. FML
by Anonymous / 01/02/2016 at 12:17am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Health
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"Pinwheel of Vomit" might make a good metal band name LOL
#6 - On 01/03/2016 at 12:47am by MysticPizza
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That's an acrobatic act to begin the year with. Happy New Year OP!
#1 - On 01/03/2016 at 12:39am by pjsr
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