Today, my constant constipation has become a running joke in my family; I heard my mom tell my dad that if he wants to keep his Christmas presents safe, he should ask me to eat them. FML
by aswamk / 12/19/2015 at 12:01am / Pakistan (Sindh) / Health
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Well we know one thing that's not running. You to the bathroom.
#5 - On 12/20/2015 at 12:06am by UndeadFML
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This is literally one of the least shitty situations on here.
#9 - On 12/20/2015 at 12:21am by Tripartita
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