Today, I learned that the only way for me to have a complete bowel movement is to blow my nose at the same time. However, I learned this while standing in my girlfriend's kitchen. FML
by achoo-plop / 11/29/2015 at 8:17pm / United States (Colorado) / Health
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Obviously something wrong with your wiring.
#4 - On 11/30/2015 at 7:42am by hersheykisses511
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I think you blew out the wrong hole.
#3 - On 11/30/2015 at 7:41am by PoisonKangaroo
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