Today, my boyfriend rather stupidly assumed that because my vagina is no longer in use after giving birth, we would automatically start having anal sex. After I loudly explained how that wasn't happening, he then had the nerve to ask for a blowjob before we'd even left the hospital. FML

by anonymous / 11/12/2015 at 7:00pm / Netherlands / Health

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  • Well, I would hope that the vagina is "no longer in use". It SHOULD just be "temporarily closed for renovations".

    #5 - On 11/13/2015 at 4:03am by Noob64

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  • Tell him he's had to use his hand before, he can use it again

    #2 - On 11/13/2015 at 3:59am by allred1997

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