Today, over the course of three hours, I was burned by our toaster oven, hit in the head by a fridge door, hit my toes on a chair, clipped my hip on a table edge, and had both the washer and dryer lids slam on the same hand. I'm not sure what hurts more, my body or the shame. FML

by Anonymous / 07/23/2015 at 10:13pm / United States (California) / Health

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  • Go back to bed for the rest of the day, it is clearly not your day today!

    #2 - On 07/24/2015 at 10:09am by cat4651

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  • You're just not having a very good day are you? You have my sympathy

    #4 - On 07/24/2015 at 10:10am by JMichael

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