Today, I tried to get a piece of glass out of my big toe. After an hour of poking and prodding, I finally got it out only for it to fall on the floor where I couldn't find it. Not five minutes later, I stepped on it again. FML

by flipflap / 06/14/2015 at 2:35am / Health

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  • Clearly, anyone with a shard of foresight would've been sharp enough to sweep the mess up, or at least to have put on footwear.

    #8 - On 06/14/2015 at 10:36am by _kyleG_

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  • Next time, might I suggest sweeping the floor if you lose something sharp like that so that doesn't happen again.

    #3 - On 06/14/2015 at 10:30am by cutycat136

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