Today, at my daughter's wedding celebration, I was doing a Michael Jackson act with a few buddies. It went well until I did the crotch-grab. I yanked my balls too hard and fell to the floor, writhing in agony in front of nearly 70 guests. FML

by not a kiddy fiddler really / 05/29/2015 at 4:15pm / United States (California) / Health

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  • A wedding isn't great until a father does something stupid.

    #1 - On 05/30/2015 at 3:08am by MDoremis

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  • I bet you made were finally able to be high pitched enough to make the "hee hee" sound MJ did.

    #2 - On 05/30/2015 at 3:10am by WCARlover

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