Today, I decided to be healthy and make a fresh juice out of carrots and apples. Apparently, something had gone bad and now my asshole feels like a bomb just went off inside it. Good start to a healthy lifestyle. FML

by howaboutthemcarrots / 04/14/2015 at 11:08am / Finland (Southern Finland) / Health

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  • Are you sure something went bad? If you've been eating unhealthy and low fibre food, it may just be your body's response to the sudden influx of raw juice and fibre. Sometimes you need to start slow when making dietary changes. But good on you for doing something positive for your health.

    #6 - On 04/14/2015 at 6:27pm by saffy66

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  • You'll start a healthy lifestyle with clean intestines.

    #2 - On 04/14/2015 at 6:20pm by xxDragonHeart

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