Today, as I was walking to work, a cyclist shot out of nowhere and slammed into me. I hit the ground hard and lay there in agony. The guy quickly dusted himself off, said "Sorry man. It's a vicious cycle." then chuckled at his own stupid pun and cycled away. FML

by fuck right off / 04/04/2015 at 1:32pm / United Kingdom (Leicestershire) / Health

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  • I have to admit, that was kind of a good one...

    Sorry for the incident, though. That does suck.

    #1 - On 04/04/2015 at 11:57pm by ilytyvm

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  • That guy sounds like someone who would comment on here.

    #2 - On 04/04/2015 at 11:57pm by tournamentdecide

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