Today, at my cousin's wedding, there was a bouquet toss. I jumped to catch it, only to get knocked down and crushed by a woman twice my size who'd jumped backwards. It still feels like someone shattered my ribs with a sledgehammer. FML

by glocked and goaded / 04/03/2015 at 2:08pm / United States (California) / Health

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  • That's why I just step back and watch the crazy ladies fight til their deaths

    #1 - On 04/04/2015 at 2:08am by appletreee

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  • Should've bit that heifer right in the freaking tenderloin!

    #4 - On 04/04/2015 at 2:13am by Gillett

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