Today, I woke up my girlfriend up with a cute kiss. She was apparently having a bad dream and headbutted me. FML
by RomanceFail / 04/02/2015 at 8:51am / United States (Kentucky) / Health
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I bet that's not the kind of head you were hoping for.
#1 - On 04/02/2015 at 12:52pm by CoGhostRider
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wow that sucks. sorry op. I am known to punch in my sleep and have woken myself up punching my nightstand.
#5 - On 04/02/2015 at 12:54pm by Catdragon
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