Today, I went running. I live in a small town and people know me fairly well. It was dark when I went to avoid the heat. I was almost finished with my run when the cop comes up and asks me what I'm running from. Clearly being fat and out of shape is not a good enough alibi. FML

by Anonymous / 03/11/2015 at 9:50pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Health

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  • You dare live a healthy lifestyle in my town. Thats it, ticket.

    #8 - On 03/12/2015 at 6:23am by bearstyle22

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  • I hope he didn't give you too much trouble. Keep up the running OP!

    #2 - On 03/12/2015 at 6:17am by Steffi3

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