Today, while flirting with a cute nurse at my dad's bedside, I accidentally let a noxious fart slip out and she thought the foul smell came from my sleeping father soiling himself. I let her roll him over and check his ass while he cried out in pain because I wasn't man enough to own up to it. FML

by UncleMonkey / 03/06/2015 at 1:18am / United States (California) / Health

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  • You win the biggest asshole of the year award you prick!!! Why just why?

    #8 - On 03/06/2015 at 1:11pm by whateves997

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  • That's messed up op. just own up to it, it's better than letting your dad be in pain

    #6 - On 03/06/2015 at 1:09pm by TheGreastest

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