Today, I ordered Chinese and told them I was allergic to eggs. I took a bite and I found some egg, quickly spat it out and took my antihistamines. When I returned with it and complained about my potential demise, they gave me a free orange to apologise. I'm allergic to oranges. FML

by hatemebeforetheyevenhatch / 02/23/2015 at 7:08pm / United Kingdom (West Dunbartonshire) / Health

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  • bet you weren't eggcited about the oranges

    #1 - On 02/24/2015 at 5:09am by bloosummers

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  • They only gave you a free orange for almost killing you? They may as well have given you an extra fortune cookie

    #7 - On 02/24/2015 at 5:14am by drayloon

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